I am solemnly sorry but none of my videos will upload that are from my phone so It's all pictures ;x;
This was a our camp at the end of the drive-way we came a day early because we felt like it, so merely no one was out there.
On Friday night my dad decided it was a good idea to do shooters with some other guys. So he was gone and Clarence brought him back and my dad was falling face first every couple of steps at one point he thought his brother pushed him to the ground. Before this picture his but was in the air and it was the first thing you saw on the way into the motor home. Then Jean and I /jeanismydadsgf/ Hung out with Clarence and my Uncle Herb, my Uncle went to use Clarence as a demonstration on how to chop wood like a REAL MAN and accidentally some how pushed him and he went dancing around the fire pit and kicked Jeans legs up and tripped over them to toss himself onto the table and knocked everything over. This man is 65 years old and he was fine. Then my Uncle went to bed and me and Jean wanted to finally bring Clarence back to his cabin. He then declared we go on a quad ride down to the creek at 4AM Jean and I took it as a get away plan as I will be driving Clarence in the middle Jean was on the bars on the back. We got down there and its pitch black and we stopped the motor is all we could hear then Clarence proceeded to say "Let's listen to the water." Yeah Clarence okay let's listen to the motor XD. On our way back up the steep ass road Clarence decides its a great idea to see how fast his new quad can go so his big man hands covered mine and he floored it making jean almost fly off the back. Then we passed our camp and he was upset since he wanted to stay up with us we got to his cabin he gave us my dads bread and we talked forever then we finally got to say our good byes and he kept telling us "I'LL DRIVE YOU GUYS BACK DON'T WORRY !" So we booked it out of the cabin running through all the campsites with a little flashlight and bread flailing and we were peacefully walking down the driveway and BAYUMN here comes head lights and Clarence on his quad coming right at us we shut the light off and dived in the bushes and he just drives by didnt notice anything. Then we got up and started to walk again he turns around way at the end of the gate and starts coming towards us again we do the same thing and pass then we walked beside my Uncles camp to his loud ass snoring like a bear we freaked even though we knew but the tent actually moved along with it we died. At like 5am the motor home door was rattling like crazy Jean and I both thought the same this "Ohmaigerd Clarence go to fucking bed." Nobody was there .. at all. We were freaking and all the guns were outside.
My father and I were shooting guns I'd show you the videos of rocks and bottles with water exploding if my dayumn phone would allow it. Anyways then for a good half n hour a bee was licking me while I sat on my Uncles quad since I steal it for the whole weekend.
It felt very weird let me tell you and the Bee went crazy afterwards It was freaky it started going for my face and evrythang. That's when I started to quad up and me and my dad booked it.
Jean, Mike, Bruce and I were playing a penny game where if anyone rode over our penny on the road we'd get 25 cents so yeah it got intense everyone staring at the road swearing at the people on quads etc. I was also eating these Veggie straws good/gross and addicting. We all wished we video taped the moment when Dale and Randy came and ran over all the pennies and dale hit the breaks spontaneously causing Randy to literally smash his beer can into Dale's back and beer just exploded everywhere and soaked Dale and the can was crushed flat top to bottom. Priceless.
We all made a joke because our friend Mark really wanted to come out and then we noticed my Uncle Herb tied tennis ball's all around his tent to keep the tarp in place so we added another and said that Herb grabbed his nuts while he was unpacking bent over and just strangled them in a string and he's been there all weekend rationing his tim hortins coffee and you'd only hear little "heellpp mee's" every so often and he'd never complain because he's so quiet. We then proceeded to kick it and say silly things like How'd is hanging etc. All weekend.
I was driving by the road and then there's Romeo lying in the ditch, I stopped and asked if he was okay and so on, No answer so I just drove off and I came back like 30 mins later and he's still there same position so I took a picture, I saw him later that night though so all good.
This is the creek that goes around the road on both sides running underneath it and this is also where Jean, Clarence, and I had stopped at 4am
Eventually I believe it was Sunday we all went down to bedrock it was packed because there was well over 200 people there that weekend. We had Duct tape cardboad boat races. There are videos and there was 15 boats in total. I just did not get them all.
SS Viagra and Abandoned Vessel. SS got limp real fast it did not last past the start. Dale's boat went down got 4th and during the 3 person race he almost won until Conney ran into the creek and sank his ship, he also went down the rapids after the first 3 guys decided to and they got stuck against the tree and it got torn apart because you could not move it.
Jean and I looking like poopoo together on Sunday night at the bond fire yyauyy poopie pics.
Also if anyone can find out wtf kind of bug this is I found it buzzing around my bed area so i eventually killed the little sit and looked at it closer. It was like a Fly with wings always spread and you could see its insides through its transparent barely hairy orange body.
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