Sadly I have no pictures of anything, I had slept over at Jocelyn's last night we went to mcdonalds at 11 on bikes wearing closet cosplay. I was wearing a Stocking closet cosplay and she was doing Luka. I then swerved around a randomly uselessly placed island of concrete in the middle of the road and I said "OH SHIT!" then I looked back and whipped forward to notice there was no sidewalk at the end of it all it was just a huge curb, who the hell puts a curb there? So then again last minute I said under my breath "..oh fucking hell." and I proceeded to fly onto the grass and her mothers bike landed on top of me crushing my foot on the pedal and the chain etc. I laid there for a good 20 minutes dying in pain then we got back onto our bikes and got to mcdickles and it was empty only a old women was there, we ordered sat down and some retarded teens came in and we were of course looking at them they sat down where we suspected and one of them yelled "CAN I HELP YOU?!" Jocelyn then said "Yes, you can!" Then after that it was war to them and they kept criticizing every living part of us. They left and yelled something "insulting" that was uncomprehended we then left and my foot was in immense pain at that point and same with between my legs since her mothers bike has a horrible seat, we then got back and I was crippled on the couch and we had a Harry Potter marathon and made many jokes and dubs along the way. Jocelyn cooked tomato soup with nothing in it I had never had it so all I could think was wtf is this shiet. Then we added every spice in her house to it, we must of put something not right in it because we ended up acting like retards as if we were high. Great time overall but I now cannot walk and it hurts to sit on anything. Big bruise on the side of my right foot along with a swelled pinky toe.
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