Wednesday, 29 August 2012

Nyahhaahaha haha weeoowwwee

Picture is poopie and fail also I'm too lazy to post pics of my new clothes but I went on a back to school shopping trip. I got my hair cut. SLEEPY TIEM, also lets just say in that haul of cloth-lings I had acquired myself a Spidey-butts shirt and I'mma wear dat to bed, son.


Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Jocelyn and I's adventure.

Sadly I have no pictures of anything, I had slept over at Jocelyn's last night we went to mcdonalds at 11 on bikes wearing closet cosplay. I was wearing a Stocking closet cosplay and she was doing Luka. I then swerved around a randomly uselessly placed island of concrete in the middle of the road and I said "OH SHIT!" then I looked back and whipped forward to notice there was no sidewalk at the end of it all it was just a huge curb, who the hell puts a curb there? So then again last minute I said under my breath "..oh fucking hell." and I proceeded to fly onto the grass and her mothers bike landed on top of me crushing my foot on the pedal and the chain etc. I laid there for a good 20 minutes dying in pain then we got back onto our bikes and got to mcdickles and it was empty only a old women was there, we ordered sat down and some retarded teens came in and we were of course looking at them they sat down where we suspected and one of them yelled "CAN I HELP YOU?!" Jocelyn then said "Yes, you can!" Then after that it was war to them and they kept criticizing every living part of us. They left and yelled something "insulting" that was uncomprehended we then left and my foot was in immense pain at that point and same with between my legs since her mothers bike has a horrible seat, we then got back and I was crippled on the couch and we had a Harry Potter marathon and made many jokes and dubs along the way. Jocelyn cooked tomato soup with nothing in it I had never had it so all I could think was wtf is this shiet. Then we added every spice in her house to it, we must of put something not right in it because we ended up acting like retards as if we were high. Great time overall but I now cannot walk and it hurts to sit on anything. Big bruise on the side of my right foot along with a swelled pinky toe. 

Moar skyrim



I finished the dawn guard story-line in one sitting. 20 more hours of game play my ass.
It was really good though, the views of course were gorgeous to hell.  

Monday, 27 August 2012

Skyrim


Today I finally god Dawngaurd. I love it, I got the story-line by the balls son.
CUMOUTDAWATAH I BE GLISTENIN

Stacker master/x2/ more fun than a pillow fight! Stacker-master!

Last night while on my Underworld series marathon. I was gorging on blueberry strudels. I then placed my plate in the dark and I came back for more and noticed how I had placed it. I will and forever have been known as STACKER MASTER~  


Sunday, 26 August 2012

Chemotherapy doll. Hell raiser.

Milica and I were cleaning out her closet then greeted by this nightmare fuel doll, it was literally standing propped up under everything layers of clothes. I then picked it up thinking " LOOK AT THIS STANK ASS WEAVE GURL" I then proceeded to touch her hair it came loose in a weird way, I left it not thinking anything then Milica blurted out "LOOK AT DAT WEAVE DAYYUMMNN." I then went to go pull it back in a pony-tail motion, all the hair just let loose in my hand all her hair but her bangs was in my meat-mitts.
This was the abomination of a doll before the damage was done.
Her stank-ass weave in the background and her hair was all gone sista.
The frontal damage. 
Also I had forgotten to hand it back to Milica on her way home today, There it sits beside my Big Daddy from bioshock, also I had placed her in numerous areas without Milica knowing until she saw it. She also grew on us miraculously.  
Best.Doll.EVER

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Milica's Housin Jousin, Sleepover switch-off.

My sleep over with Milica-kunz.
This is once we transferred to my house and my brother was cooking fish....
In the funky fresh bathrooms at WEM it literally was perfect she came out without knowing it was there.
Shes watching you every waking moment.
Aww bebeh

Then there was this scary man-towel. It literally at one point was looking right at my crotch as I was on the porcelain throne. Then like 10 minutes later I went into the bathroom again and he was faced towards the door greeting me. It was overall a okay time. Like other than the stupid shit that went on I had fun. Next time I am going to stick to just staying at her house now though, she also had to go home a day early because we were too loud.